HBC Security
	Security Guards are employees of the the Harland Broadcasting Corporation. Tasked with maintaining building security and the safety of employees, their job description includes standing in one spot looking menacing, doing patrols through various areas, keeping an eye on the security camera feed, apprehending intruders, providing information at the reception desk at night, and "gently" reminding people not to shake or kick the vending machines.
Role:	Enemy/Neutral?
Weapons:	Stun Gun
Voice Actor(s):	TBD (Christian "Crypt" Bryant, Stephen Wimmer)